somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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