I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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