can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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