hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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