I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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