there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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