Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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