just tell him i said nine months
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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