I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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