There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
we should paint friendship bongs
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