belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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