Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
well most of my day revolves around power hour
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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