have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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