Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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