I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I had to cum in my sink.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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