Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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