I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
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