that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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