Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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