I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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