i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
