DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
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