i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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