you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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