Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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