return my video game
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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