I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
