I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
