Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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