Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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