i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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