Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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