i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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