I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Your topless pictures make me question reality
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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