i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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