Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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