Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
