hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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