I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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