im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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