ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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