I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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