i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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