Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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