Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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