still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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