Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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