Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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