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He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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