I'm really into asian looking animals
P.S. I can't hear my feet
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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